My work is done here…

IT LOOKS LIKE A CHILD OF SIX HAS DESIGNED THE SHAPE OF IT AND THE BOX, COSTS VIRTUALLY NOTHING TO MAKE, AND IS FAR, FAR, FAR, FAR TOO EXPENSIVE FOR WHAT IT IS AND WHAT IT IS ACCORDING TO MY FRIEND’S NIECE WHIO WAS GIVEN ONE FOR HER 14TH BIRTHDAY “SOMETHING THAT LOOKS WORSE AND CHEAPER THAN A FAIRGROUND CONSOLATION PRIZE, LOOKS REALLY CHILDISH AND IS SOMETHING A GIRL OF FIVE OR SIX MIGHT BE HAPPY TO PLAY WITH, NOT ONE OF FOURTEEN UPWARDS AND THAT IT SHOULD HAVE STICK ON NOT IRON ON THINGS AS NO SCHOOL FRIEND OF HERS WOULD BE SEEN DEAD WITH ONE NEVER MIND WALKING AROUND WITH ONE AND NEITHER WOULD I BUT A GIRL OF FIVE OR SIX MIGHT STICK THE STICKIES ON!” ‘MIGHT’ IS A GOOD WORD TO USE AS BY THAT AGE THEY ARE PLAYING WITH PROPER REAL-LOOKING DOLLS THAT BRING OUT THE MOTHERLY INSTINCTS IN THEM! AS A FRIEND OF THE NIECE POINTED OUT THERE ARE LITERALLY OOH SECONDS OF PLAY VALUE IN IT!

I KNOW IT COSTS VERY LITTLE TOO MAKE AS MY FRIEND MADE ONE IN ABOUT AN HOUR!

I’VE BEEN TOLD BY ANOTHER FRIEND THAT THE PETS ARE FOR ALL THE SAME REASONS JUST AS APPALLING AND SO SHOULD ALSO BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS!